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September,
2006
BELOIT COLLEGE'S MINDSET
LIST®
FOR THE CLASS OF 2010
Members of
the class of 2010, entering college this fall,
were mostly born in 1988. For them: Billy
Carter, Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner, Billy
Martin, Andy Gibb, and Secretariat have always
been dead.
| 1. |
The Soviet
Union has never existed and therefore is
about as scary as the student union. |
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| 2. |
They have
known only two presidents. |
| 3. |
For most
of their lives, major U.S. airlines have
been bankrupt. |
| 4. |
Manuel
Noriega has always been in jail in the
U.S.
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| 5. |
They have
grown up getting lost in "big boxes."
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| 6. |
There has
always been only one Germany. |
7.
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They have
never heard anyone actually "ring it up"
on a cash register. |
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| 8. |
They are
wireless, yet always connected. |
| 9. |
A stained
blue dress is as famous to their
generation as a third-rate burglary was
to their parents'. |
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10. |
Thanks to
pervasive headphones in the back seat,
parents have always been able to speak
freely in the front. |
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11. |
A coffee
has always taken longer to make than a
milkshake. |
12.
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Smoking
has never been permitted on U.S.
airlines. |
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13. |
Faux fur
has always been a necessary element of
style. |
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14. |
The Moral
Majority has never needed an
organization. |
15.
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They have
never had to distinguish between the St.
Louis Cardinals baseball and football
teams. |
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16. |
DNA
fingerprinting has always been
admissible evidence in court. |
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17. |
They grew
up pushing their own miniature shopping
carts in the supermarket. |
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18. |
They grew
up with and have outgrown faxing as a
means of communication. |
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19. |
"Google"
has always been a verb. |
20.
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Text
messaging is their email. |
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21. |
Milli
Vanilli has never had anything to say. |
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22. |
Mr.
Rogers, not Walter Cronkite, has always
been the most trusted man in America. |
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23. |
Bar codes
have always been on everything, from
library cards and snail mail to retail
items. |
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24. |
Madden has
always been a game, not a Superbowl-winning
coach. |
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25. |
Phantom of the Opera has always
been on Broadway. |
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26. |
"Boogers"
candy has always been a favorite for
grossing out parents. |
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27. |
There has
never been a "skyhook" in the NBA.
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28. |
Carbon
copies are oddities found in their
grandparents' attics. |
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29. |
Computerized player pianos have always
been tinkling in the lobby. |
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30. |
Non-denominational mega-churches have
always been the fastest growing
religious organizations in the U.S. |
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31. |
They grew
up in mini-vans. |
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32. |
Reality
shows have always been on television. |
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33. |
They have
no idea why we needed to ask "...can we
all get along?" |
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34. |
They have
always known that "In the criminal
justice system the people have been
represented by two separate yet equally
important groups." |
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35. |
Young
women's fashions have never been
concerned with where the waist is. |
36.
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They have
rarely mailed anything using a stamp.
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37. |
Brides
have always worn white for a first,
second, or third wedding. |
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38. |
Being
techno-savvy has always been inversely
proportional to age. |
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39. |
"So" as in
"Sooooo New York," has always been a
drawn-out adjective modifying a proper
noun, which in turn modifies something
else |
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40. |
Affluent
troubled teens in Southern California
have always been the subjects of
television series. |
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41. |
They have
always been able to watch wars and
revolutions live on television. |
|
42. |
Ken Burns
has always been producing very long
documentaries on PBS. |
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43. |
They are
not aware that "flock of seagulls hair"
has nothing to do with birds flying into
it.
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44. |
Retin-A
has always made America look less
wrinkled.
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45. |
Green tea
has always been marketed for health
purposes. |
|
46. |
Public
school officials have always had the
right to censor school newspapers. |
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47. |
Small
white holiday lights have always been in
style. |
|
48. |
Most of
them never had the chance to eat bad
airline food. |
49.
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They have
always been searching for "Waldo." |
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50. |
The really
rich have regularly expressed exuberance
with outlandish birthday parties. |
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51. |
Michael
Moore has always been showing up
uninvited. |
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52. |
They never
played the game of state license plates
in the car. |
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53. |
They have
always preferred going out in groups as
opposed to dating. |
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54. |
There have
always been live organ donors. |
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55. |
They have
always had access to their own credit
cards. |
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56. |
They have
never put their money in a "Savings &
Loan." |
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57. |
Sara Lee
has always made underwear. |
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58. |
Bad
behavior has always been getting
captured on amateur videos. |
|
59. |
Disneyland
has always been in Europe and Asia. |
|
60. |
They never
saw Bernard Shaw on CNN. |
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61. |
Beach
volleyball has always been a recognized
sport. |
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62. |
Acura,
Lexus, and Infiniti have always been
luxury cars of choice. |
|
63. |
Television
stations have never concluded the
broadcast day with the national anthem. |
|
64. |
LoJack
transmitters have always been finding
lost cars. |
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65.
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Diane
Sawyer has always been live in Prime
Time. |
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66. |
Dolphin-free canned tuna has always been
on sale. |
|
67. |
Disposable
contact lenses have always been
available. |
|
68. |
"Outing"
has always been a threat. |
|
69. |
Oh,
The Places You'll Go by Dr. Seuss
has always been the perfect graduation
gift. |
|
70. |
They have
always "dissed" what they don't like. |
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|
71. |
The U.S.
has always been studying global warming
to confirm its existence. |
|
72. |
Richard M.
Daley has always been the Mayor of
Chicago.
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73. |
They grew
up with virtual pets to feed, water, and
play games with, lest they die. |
| 74. |
Ringo Starr has always
been clean and sober. |
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75. |
Professional athletes have always
competed in the Olympics. |
© 2006
Beloit College, Beloit, Wisconsin

For those of you who may not
know, Ryan McCall is no longer with UBMS as he
has accepted the position of Dean of Student
Services and Director of South Campus for
Southern State Community College. As we
look back over the many memories we have of
Ryan, we bid him a sad farewell, but wish him
all the luck in the world on his new job.
Congratulations, Ryan! We will miss you!
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Bubba's
Banter
Hey Gang,
About two weeks after
everyone had left, I finally had an opportunity to
sit down at my desk and reflect upon the summer.
With nobody else in my vicinity, I just sat there
with a smile on my face primarily because we made it
through the summer without incident (except for a
broken leg), but in a large part because I witnessed
a group of teenagers mature before my eyes.
As I continued to
reflect upon events that occurred I realized the
point at which everyone “got it” was the night we
opened the floor up for personal testimony. That
night brought everyone a little bit closer, making
what was a good group of teenagers into a tight knit
community. That particular night, UBMS became a
family. What do I mean by “getting it”? Simply
being yourselves, accepting yourself, accepting
others, looking towards the future with a goal in
mind, committing yourself to what you want to
accomplish, and looking out for others.
You represented your
home schools, your parents, and UBMS in exemplary
fashion. The kind words, letters, and cards that I
received during and after the banquet mean a lot. I
would ask that you take the experiences you had over
the summer and use them to build upon the school
year.
There will be some
changes to the program coming forth throughout the
academic year. The most immediate change is the
loss of Ryan. On August 14th Ryan began
a new career at Southern State Community College.
As a result of this I assumed the role of Director
of UBMS and ETS. If you get a chance, drop him an
email and wish him good luck with this new venture.
His new email is
rmccall@sscc.edu.
Many of you have been
asking about the Bridge Program. By the time you
receive this newsletter most of you will have
already received notification of who was selected.
This is probably the most daunting task that we have
to do. Everyone is a deserving candidate, yet we
can only take a handful of students. There will be
some big changes to the bridge program. With SSU
making the switch to semesters, the bridge program
will run for eight weeks. There are going to be
some details that need worked out in regards to this
and information will soon be forthcoming.
Another big change
coming affects recruiting. We will be looking to
add a group of sophomores and a group of freshmen.
There will be more information forthcoming about
recruiting. I have had several emails and phone
calls concerning ACT fee waivers. As soon as those
come in I will get them out to the seniors. Check
back soon for school visit dates. As soon as they
are finalized I will also send out an email
notifying you.
Last but not least, do
not forget to complete your monthly assignments.
Failure to do so will affect your participation in
the Winter Retreat. Folks, let’s go out and have a
fantastic school year.
See you very soon,
Bubba
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Ashley’s
Advice

Hey
everyone!
I hope you had fun this
summer! I miss you all already! I know you are back to
school and probably really busy! We've all been really
busy in the office and around campus as well. School is
getting ready to start at SSU and I am actually excited
about it! (Mainly because I get to catch up with my
friends!) If any of you need anything or just want to
chat, feel free to call or e-mail me! I'd love to here
from you!
Ashley
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Steve's
Schpill
Hey
Gang.
First off, I just want to thank each and every one
of you for an amazing summer. In my four years of
being on the UBMS staff, I believe this was probably
my best. You guys are an awesome group of students
and I hope you guys had some memorable moments to
take home with you. To our seniors, good luck
guys. The program is certainly going to miss you
all. Please keep in touch and let us know how you
are doing. We are always here to help.
Next, I know you guys
must have totally hated going back to school this
fall, but just think, it only means you'll get to
see us here very soon =). Yipeee!!! My advice....
make a good first impression on your teachers,
especially the ones you've never had before.
Speaking from my student teaching experiences, my
favorite students are probably the ones that worked
hard and were well behaved in the beginning. Keep
the grades up and if there is anything I can do to
help, let me know.
And lastly, I just want
to say Goodbye, Congratulations, Good Luck, and
Thank You to Ryan. I can not thank him enough
for the opportunities that he has given me. If it
weren't for him, none of us would be where we are.
The office and the summer months will certainly not
be the same without him. Congratulations and Good
Luck to him and his family.
Take Care All,
Steve
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Homework Assignment
Remember, it is essential we
receive your assignment. Failure to complete assignments
will affect your participation status for the summer.
Send us your course schedule for this year,
along with your activity schedule (volleyball, football,
band, etc.). We would like to have all of these by
October 2.
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Academic Tips
Get started off on the
right foot!
Personal Time
Management Tool
Time Flies When
You're...
How do you spend your time? Fill in this worksheet with what
you do in a normal school week. Use the results to figure
out where you might have some extra time. See how you can
improve your schedule.
For more tips visit
www.highschoolace.com
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Online ACT Test Prep:

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UBMS
University Spotlight
of the Month:
Muskingum College

www.muskingum.edu
Home of UBMS Alumni and
Summer 2006 RA Katie Armbrust!!
Applying for Admission
Muskingum College seeks motivated and
well-rounded students with demonstrated academic abilities,
varied interests outside the classroom, and the potential
for continued growth. We select students who we feel will
not only succeed, but who will thrive in our community and
appreciate our personalized approach to education. Choose
from the menu to learn more, or start today by
applying on-line
or
downloading any forms
you need.
Application Process
Admission decisions are made on a
“rolling” basis, that is to say we evaluate application
materials as they come to us and make decisions case by
case. The Admission Office will act on your application as
soon as all materials are on file and will notify you of its
decision within a few weeks.
A complete application consists of the
following for an entering first-year student:
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Application form, completed and signed by student
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Secondary School Report Form, completed and signed by
guidance counselor
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Official high school transcript
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Standardized test scores (ACT or SAT)
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Encouraged but not required: letters of recommendation,
a personal written statement, and a recent photo.
Once complete, your application will be
evaluated individually and on its own merits and the
decision will be based on the combined strengths of your
coursework, academic performance, the results of
standardized tests (ACT/SAT), and your personal
accomplishments outside of the classroom (see
<link>Guidelines for more details).
First-year applicants may apply after
completion of the junior year in high school. Any student
attending a post-secondary institution after high school
graduation must apply as a
transfer student.
Apply Online:
Click here to log in and begin your free online application
for admission.
Guidelines for Admission
Listed below are some basic guidelines for
admission to Muskingum, but be aware that most entering
students have credentials which significantly exceed these
guidelines.
Each applicant is evaluated on the basis
of the following factors:
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Strength of curriculum in high school. Muskingum College
defines the core college prep curriculum in high school
as four years of English, three years of college-prep
math (Algebra I&II and Geometry), and at least two years
each of laboratory science (Biology, Chemistry), social
sciences (History, Government) and foreign language.
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Performance in college prep coursework.
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Standardized test scores. We accept ACT (composite) or
SAT (verbal+math) scores, but do not require both. Only
the highest score is used in acceptance/scholarship
decisions.
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Recommendations. Guidance counselor recommendation is
required, while others are encouraged but not required.
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Additional consideration is also given to personal
qualities and experiences which contribute to the making
of a well-rounded student. For example, extra-curricular
involvement, community service, and volunteerism are all
indicators of a student who would do well at Muskingum.
The admission decision is based on a
careful and fair evaluation of all application materials and
does not hinge on minimum required grade point averages or
test scores. Generally speaking, a student who has completed
the core college prep curriculum with a C+ average or better
in college prep coursework and who scores an 18 or higher on
the ACT (860 SAT) may be qualified for admission.
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Charges for the
2006-07 Academic Year |
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Full-time
Undergraduate Students |
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Resident Students
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Commuter Students
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Semester |
Year |
Semester |
Year |
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Tuition |
$8,300
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$16,600
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$8,300
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$16,600
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Student
Activity Fee |
$108
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$215
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$108
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$215
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Technology Fee |
$110
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$220
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$110
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$220 |
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Telephone Fee |
$30 |
$60 |
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Laundry
Fee |
$50 |
$100 |
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Standard
Room |
$1,710
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$3,420
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Standard
Board |
$1,660
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$3,320
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Total
Base Costs |
$11,968
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$23,935
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$8,518
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$17,035
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Special Fees Not
Applicable to All Students
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Hour |
Credit |
Semester |
Year |
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One-Time
Matriculation Fee |
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$185
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PLUS Program Fee
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$2,800
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$5,600
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Applied Music
Fees (1/2 hour) |
TBA |
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Applied Music
Fees (hour) |
TBA |
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Parking
Registration Fee |
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TBA |
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Credit Hour
Tuition Charges: Part-Time and Overload |
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Per credit hour
over 19 hours |
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TBA |
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9-11 credit hours
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TBA |
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1-8 credit hours
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TBA |
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For information on how to apply, visit
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We are
looking forward to seeing you at the following school
visits:
| TBD |
West Union, Ohio
Valley, Ripley, Southern Hills, North Adams |
| TBD |
Greenup, County,
Raceland, Lewis County |
| TBD |
Ironton, Coal Grove,
Collins Career Center |
| TBD |
Chesapeake. Symmes
Valley, South Point |
| TBD |
Piketon, Zane Trace,
PRJVS, Logan |
| TBD |
Barnesville, Philo |
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UBMS Photo Page
Heather Holland
came up with the idea of sharing summer photos with one another
through the internet. She has setup a webpage through
photobucket.com in which UBMS participants can share their photos
and order a CD of photos if they desire. The following are
directions and a link so that you can view and upload your own
photos.
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save your pictures to a folder on your computer
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go to
www.photobucket.com
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put in these two items:
sign in name:
UBMSsummer2005
password:
bubba
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click on browse and find the folder your pictures
are in
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double click on the picture (it will bring you back
to the main page) then click submit
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it’ll take some time
depending on how fast or slow your computer is, but your picture
will load up there.
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keep adding pictures from the summer, the final
trip, anything to do with UBMS
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SAT/ACT Deadlines
2006-2007 SAT Test Dates
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Test Date |
Registration Deadline |
Late Registration |
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October 14, 2006 |
September 12, 2006 |
September 20, 2006 |
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November 4, 2006 |
September 29, 2006 |
October 11, 2006 |
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December 2, 2006 |
November 1, 2006 |
November 9, 2006 |
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January 27, 2007 |
December 20, 2006 |
January 4, 2007 |
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March 10, 2007 |
February 2, 2007 |
February 14, 2007 |
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May 5, 2007 |
March 29, 2007 |
April 11, 2007 |
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June 2, 2007 |
April 27, 2007 |
May 9, 2007 |
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2006-2007 ACT Test Dates
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Test Date |
Registration Deadline |
Late fee Required |
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September 16, 2006 |
August 18, 2006 |
August 19-25, 2006 |
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